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A negative mind will never give you a positive life.

pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

Anonymous
asks:
Whats the meaning behing the url

parkingstrange:

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baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

lzayoi:

lzayoi:

Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget

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babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sit next you 

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football-tho:

im like 2% human and 98% football